He does not have wings, nor does he wear his underwear outside. He is a perfectly normal guy, who wears a suit and neatly starched pants, carrying a bag filled with only pens and papers, he’s known as a genius. His best friends are numbers and he can calculate as fast as lightning.
His name is *drum roll* … Mr Accounting!!!!
Have you ever heard of Mr. Accounting ? I’m sure you have not. No one has ever seen his face, so we don’t know whether he is handsome or not. But since he is brilliant with numbers, let’s just assume he is good looking. He has photographic memory, where he can memories books after looking at it once for five seconds. His eyes can work as a scanning machine, just like those at the supermarket cashier. One look at the book’s bar code and he can recite the entire content of the book. However, it only applies to accounting books. Don’t get frustrated or sad when you cannot balance up your balance sheet, because Mr Accounting is always here to help.
But!, as perfect as he is, He has a deep dark secret. He is in Love with Miss Accounting!! Awwwwww!
However, one day, Mr. Accounting’s best friend and side kick Mr. Add Maths found out about Mr. Accounting’s secret. Out of Jealousy Mr, Add Maths ( who likes Miss Accounting too), kidnaps Miss Accounting to his not-so-secret lair- His house basement.
The minute Mr. Accounting found out, he immediately rushed to Mr Add Math’s house with his Nissan Daihatsu and demanded he release Ms Accounting. Being the evil and cunning person he is, he wouldn’t just give her back. Mr. Add Maths challenged Mr. Accounting to an accounting tournament!!. The Battle lasted for hours. In the end, Mr. Add Maths made a careless mistake and his balance sheet did not ….gasp balance! Mr Accounting emerged victorious.
Once Ms. Accounting heard the news, she jumped straight into Mr. Accounting’s arms and lived happily ever after.
